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Hornless Unicorn Anthem

from #​$​@​% You and Your Cool by The Mathletes

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I am a hornless unicorn
I'm a freak, I've been one since I was born
Call me a horse and I'll kick you in the head
I'm not a horse, I would much rather I be dead than be a horse
Well of course I'm gonna be a little sensitive
You don't know what It's like this
This keeps me up all night
This sucks

Tried to carve a fake one out of wood
But carving's hard, it's hard to do with hooves
Guess I could go to the doctor and get a prosthetic replacement but I don't have the cash
Why, why oh why
Why was I cursed to be forever incomplete
It's such a shame but
I go on living all the dame

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from #​$​@​% You and Your Cool, released June 5, 2008
Jeff Goodyear: Drums

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