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I'm an android, always have been, will be 'til I break
I wish I were not an android, seems there's been a huge mistake
I don't want to be a man, don't need a soul and don't need love
And don't need flesh, my only wish is to become a toaster oven

People tell me lots of things about humanity
It sounds nice but honestly it's really not for me
Call me crazy but I'd rather heat up pop tarts than be human
People have too many options, toasters they know what they're doing

You don't understand my dream, how could you now
It isn't your dream anyhow
And what's ideal for me may seem weird but it makes me happy
You don't understand my dream, how could you then
I'm not gonna speak my mind again
I'll just go back to being a robot
But someday I'll get my wish


from Fort Awesome (50th Anniversary Remaster), released June 1, 2006


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