Eat My Beats: A Rock Opera

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1.	I Am Going to Rock You From Atop a Majestic Scottish Castle O'erlooking the Countryside (How U Like Ur Beats?) 02:06	lyrics
My core is slower My fi is lower and my production techniques will blow your ass away Check that shit out It's in stereo Spin Magazine called me the next Radiohead Listen! Beeping! It's beeps! And I will rock you hard So very hard Oh so fucking hard And you will eat my beats
2.	Ass Kickin' English Teacher 02:13
3.	Boat of Their Dreams 03:42
4.	Guitar Goblin 00:23
5.	Dirty Eddie Moses Needs a Bath 02:27
6.	An Apology to a Girl to Whom I Told a Bit of Personal Information At the Beginning of the Semester Who Is Now Using Me As Her Therapist on a Daily Basis 01:48
7.	Guitar Goblin vs. Glitch Witch 00:11
8.	Green Beats (For You to Eat) 01:47
9.	The President Has Been Kidnapped. Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Rescue the President? 02:44
10.	The Mathletes Delight You by Playing the Tetris Theme Song, Then Get Bored and Stop 00:46
11.	Cat Power Eats a Burrito 02:44
12.	Sexy Boy (Air Cover) 01:56
13.	Mukor Rules All Galaxies 01:25
14.	I Graduated from Rock and Roll University, Where I Maintained a Respectable GPA and Excelled in Several Extracurriculars (Including Drama Club) 00:48
15.	Joelovesweezerandwantstoglitchinordertoshowhisappreciation 00:27
16.	Kaggin' It Part Four (Hawaii) 07:31
17.	My Beats : Elite :: Your Beats : Can't Compete 00:30
18.	I Am Going to Rock You Harder Than Pan (The Mythical Half-Man Half-Goat Piper) 04:36

50th Anniversary Special Edition

released June 4, 2002

The Mathletes Houston, Texas

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